Eru I just preordered one of those massive Smaug action figures what am I doing with my life

katrinemaree:

angrynightwing:

no but its such a problem that male elves have long hair because they all look like girls from behind like imagine someone seing them from behind and going ‘Daum wazzup sexy’ and then

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That actually happened to Kili though

ahaha you’re right I forgot about that!

THAT’S NOT AN ELF MAID KILI.

(I’m not entirely convinced he minded tbh but then I could go on and on and ON with my analysis of that scene and I doubt anyone wants me to).

angrynightwing:

no but its such a problem that male elves have long hair because they all look like girls from behind like imagine someone seing them from behind and going ‘Daum wazzup sexy’ and then

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cinemagorgeous:

Illustrator Michael Hague’s beautiful take on J.R.R. Tolkien’s THE HOBBIT.

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jirkwood:

LINDIR, GRUDGINGLY AT YOUR SERVICE.

SET SOME BOUNDARIES IN YOUR WORKPLACE, MAN. IF YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION IS JUST “DOING ANYTHING ELROND DOESN’T WANT TO DO” YOU ARE SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR THE WORST IN LIFE.

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The recent news about the extended edition reminded me that there’s meant to be more disrespectful dwarves at Rivendell stuff in there and I really hope it’s like an anarchist version of their raid on Bag End’s pantry, with Lindir being run ragged by Mahal’s Lil’ Assholes and their vibrant array of behavioural problems.

"Master Dwarf, please, the celebrated tapestries of Imladris are not for wiping your boots on."

"Traditionally one writes on paper, not on walls, and with writing implements, not every weapon you own."

WE AGREE TO YOUR TERMS AND MENU SUGGESTIONS, PLEASE LET THE FLAUTIST GO.

"Earlier, when I clearly said, DO NOT LAUNDER YOUR SOILED UNDER-CLOTHES IN OUR FORBIDDEN SACRED SPRINGS, you nodded. You nodded as if you understood what I was saying. I do not think you did.”

While Bilbo sits in the corner, sympathizing, “Just wait ‘til you see what they’ve done to your bathrooms.”

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make me choose → awesomegawd asked: Thranduil or Legolas

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jessicatattack:

King of Starlight - Jessica Chiba
Finally managed to paint Thranduil!I just wanted to use all the colours, because he is beautiful across the spectrum…
My Lee pace drawings are available as prints on DeviantART: eoweniel.deviantart.com/gallery/49987748/Lee-Pace

jessicatattack:

King of Starlight - Jessica Chiba

Finally managed to paint Thranduil!
I just wanted to use all the colours, because he is beautiful across the spectrum…

My Lee pace drawings are available as prints on DeviantART: eoweniel.deviantart.com/gallery/49987748/Lee-Pace

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sindarinqueen:

In a great hall with pillars hewn out of the living stone sat the E l v e n k i n g on a chair of carven wood. On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers. In his hand he held a carven staff of oak.

sindarinqueen:

In a great hall with pillars hewn out of the living stone sat the E l v e n k i n g on a chair of carven wood. On his head was a crown of berries and red leaves, for the autumn was come again. In the spring he wore a crown of woodland flowers. In his hand he held a carven staff of oak.

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